What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

How do scientists behave?

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Can we see your heels?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

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